Footloose 2013: Krumping, Tutting, Flexing, and Turfing Are The Devil’s Way To Lead Your Soul to Hell

Were you aware? Dancing to any music but God’s is an invitation to the devil, according to this minty-fresh YouTube video.

Non-Christian dancers and performers become puppets and slaves to the devil through the rhythm of the devil’s music. … [They] get their inspiration for their dance movements from Satan. Satan uses your body through dance to get you to glorify him and to glorify sin instead of Jesus, and he will eventually take your soul to hell when you die.

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So just to be safe, try shuffling (not krumping, turfing, or twerking!) to Glory Be To God On High and Christ Enthroned in Highest Heaven, and let us know how you make out.

(On second thought, don’t make out either. That way lies Beelzebub, and possibly Apep, Kabandha, and Bhaal.)

About Terry Firma

Terry Firma, though born and Journalism-school-educated in Europe, has lived in the U.S. for the past 20-odd years. Stateside, his feature articles have been published in the New York Times, Reason, Rolling Stone, Playboy, and Wired. Terry is the founder and Main Mischief Maker of Moral Compass, a site that pokes fun at the delusional claim by people of faith that a belief in God equips them with superior moral standards.


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