8 Parenting Tips for God

The video below, part of The Atheist Voice series, discusses eight parenting tips for God — we had some fun with this one in case you can’t tell:

The video was inspired by this post by Michael Sherlock. (Also, Canadians, you know I love you!)

We’d love to hear your thoughts on the project — more videos will be posted soon — and we’d also appreciate your suggestions as to which questions we ought to tackle next!

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  • LutherW

    Jesus! All christians should be celebate. Hemant you will be a great father.

  • Not sure about the muzak…

  • Whitney Currie

    Well, you know, it’s really tough to be a single parent. He’s got to do it all by Himself and all; and well, with so many of us around, it’s even worse than usual.

    (No disrespect intended to ACTUAL single parents out there, by the way.)

  • Of course, I think many social conservatives would disagree with some of these tips, but that’s less a religious issue.

  • Rationalist1

    God all alone? He’s three in one, like triplicate girl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luornu_Durgo) with three persons in one God. Although I always thought they should have added one more person to the Godhead so that when they finally got the kids to bed, the four of them could have relaxed and played bridge.

  • eonL5

    Thanks, Hemant. That was an extra fun one.

  • that was adorable and perfect, Hemant. one of your best so far. the humor was toned just right.

    now, speaking of children… where is that Quiverfull of atheists you and your bride are supposed to be making right now? get back in that honeymoon marriage bed this instant and get busy, young man! 😉

  • “it’s just DuoDamsel now.” /sobs quietly

    i frelling Love that show. so sorry they didn’t make more. #geek

  • Rationalist1

    Television show? It was Action comics in the 60’s.

  • Michael Sherlock

    Thanks so much for sharing my work mate, appreciate it.

  • LarryCarron

    You mean a loving parent shouldn’t condemn his children to an eternity of torture for their very first mistake when they are “as children.” Hmmm. Interesting.

  • alysdexia
  • it was a cartoon that was on for a little while on the cartoon channel as well. superhero kids in the 31st century. “the legion of superheroes” iirc.

  • Rationalist1

    Ah – Different generation