Don’t delay teaching your children about divinely-inspired morality until they’re older, like six weeks. If you didn’t read your baby Holy Book verses while he was still in utero, what kind of parent are you? You’ve got some serious catching up to do. Don’t keep God waiting!
It’s just as memorable as this footage from a children’s show on Hamas’ Al-Aqsa TV in Gaza, one of my favorite videos from last year:
For an extra dose of WTF, look for the guy in the chicken costume.
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