Last week, jittery representatives of the students’ union at London’s South Bank University removed atheist posters featuring the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) — and initially lied about the reason, according to the British website politics.co.uk.
Union officials at the London South Bank University removed the posters from the society’s stall overnight and then barred representatives from printing off more, citing the visibility of Adam’s genitals as offensive.
Right. Because we all know that
Leonardo da Vinci Michelangelo, whose depiction of Adam (taken from his Sistine Chapel masterpiece) we’re talking about here, was an infamous pornographer who gave Adam a massive erection (topped only by the holy boner of Jesus).
The students promptly called the officials’ bluff, offering to blur or cover up Adam’s limp and not-very-noodly appendage, and were then told that, actually, the problem with the poster was that (wait for it) it might be offensive to the religious.
Said South Bank Atheist Society president Cloe Ansari,
“This incident is just one of a catalogue of attempts to censor our society. I never expected to face such blatant censorship and fragile sensibilities at university. I thought this would be an institution where I could challenge beliefs and in turn be challenged. All I have seen is religious sensibilities trumping all other rights with no space for argument, challenge or reasoned debate.”
Writing for the Huffington Post, Rory Fenton, president of the National Federation of Atheist, Humanist and Secular Student Societies in the UK and Ireland, says he’s hardly surprised by the latest dustup:
South Bank’s Atheist Society are no stranger to hostility from their students’ union. When they were formed last year and affiliated to their union, they were accepted only on the condition that they didn’t criticize religion or hold debates with religious groups, which is as absurd as telling the Socialist Society to steer clear of critiquing capitalism. Despite hopes that a new academic year would bring a more reasonable union committee, the group has faced constant opposition.
Since the start of their first term, they have seen their posters torn down and stamped on the day they are put up, including posters simply showing Brian Griffin, Family Guy‘s atheist talking dog. I attended a meeting last term at which their union accused them of picking on Christians for a poster stating, “We may not be able to turn water into wine but we do like wine, join us in the bar next Thursday.”
As for the confiscation of the FSM posters,
It’s hard to hear this and not laugh, but this is the funny tip of a very serious iceberg — universities are increasingly turning to silencing atheist and Humanist students for fear of upsetting religious sensibilities. In banning images of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, we are seeing simply the logical conclusion of cowardice.