These Nonsensical Horoscopes Make Just as Much Sense as ‘Real’ Ones

It turns out when you replace the words in a typical horoscope with complete gibberish, it basically sounds the same… and happens to be equally true!

Jessica Hagy explores the concept in her series Jabberwocky Astrology:

She must be psychic because all of that *totally* describes me.

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