God Doesn’t Know Where You’re Going Either

The Onion has a major scoop:

The God of Abraham said that the varied religious and spiritual beliefs about the afterlife held by His 7.1 billion human creations were “nothing more than speculation,” before noting that He doesn’t think science and philosophy have all the answers, either. He emphasized that He understands intellectually that human beings are physical things that He made from atoms like everything else, but that He couldn’t help but wonder if they each also possessed some unique eternal essence that continued living on after their bodies died.

Is it bad that I really want someone to fall for this?

"They should, but apparently can't, because that's against canon law. Conditional absolution isn't allowed, and ..."

Australian TV Host Slams Catholic Bishop ..."
"Without women, there would be no society.So to say I do nothing for society (aside ..."

TX Gov. Promises Dying Child He’ll ..."
"Lol. Yeah ok. You just bragged all day yesterday about how you make more money ..."

TX Gov. Promises Dying Child He’ll ..."
"There is a group of cells which may or may not develop into a viable ..."

TX Gov. Promises Dying Child He’ll ..."

Browse Our Archives

Follow Us!


What Are Your Thoughts?leave a comment