The Other Kids Who Visit Heaven Always Forget This Detail…

Finally, a believable story about a child visiting Heaven and then coming back to tell us all about it!

“Jesus was sitting at the right hand of God and my grandfather was right there, and they looked at me and smiled at each other and said I should ask for an $80,000 advance with 10 percent of back-end profits.” Miller added that he felt a profound sense of peace and well-being when Jesus told him to go forth and seek a blockbuster deal for the movie rights.

He forgot to mention that Jesus also expects a sequel to be made within the next five years.

(via a totally credible news source)