Church Warns Against “Spiritually Transmitted Disease” September 2, 2015

Church Warns Against “Spiritually Transmitted Disease”

I know churches are always trying to get your attention with flashy postcards and fliers… but Blue Mountain Community Church (in Walla Walla, Washington) may want to rethink this one:

If any of you are suffering from a “spiritually transmitted disease,” you’ll be happy to learn there’s a simple cure. It doesn’t even cost you anything.

Stop going to church.

You do that and the disease just fades away. Though it must be said: not going to church in the first place is the only 100% effective solution.

You’re welcome.

(Thanks to Bonnie for the images)

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