Opal Covey, Who Came in Last Place in Toledo Mayoral Race, Claims She Actually Won

A day after coming in dead last in the race for mayor of Toledo (Ohio), “prophetess” Opal Covey still insisted she had actually won the election.

She said the same thing four previous times, claiming that all the votes had just been stolen from her. She knows this because God told her she would be Mayor, making that the only plausible explanation.

She also warned of God’s wrath if that type of obvious voter fraud ever happened again.

That’s why this post-election interview by Jimmy Coehrs is the best thing you’ll see all day:

I actually won again but the votes were stolen… God sent me here to free the captives and let us go free and let us go to the land of milk and honey. It’s not over. It’s not over… I am going to be Mayor.

God has already told me if I wasn’t on that seat this time, that destruction is gonna come. And I’m standing back and I’m gonna let it happen

I’m sure everyone in Toledo is freaking out.

Covey said she may run again in two years.

(via Joe. My. God.)

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