If Carl Sagan told crude jokes about your mother, I assume it would sound like this:
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood—all were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of star stuff. Your mother, however, is made up of way more star stuff than everyone else. After she was born, there was practically no star stuff left. Tell your mother to save some star stuff for the rest of us.
So much more where that came from, courtesy of Luke Burns, right here.
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