Abram said, “Lord God, what will You give me, seeing I go childless, and the heir of my house is Eliezer of Damascus?”
After these things the word of the Lord came to Abram in a vision, saying, “Um. Yikes, Abram. I am your shield, your exceedingly great reward. Wow. Where is this coming from?”
I can’t believe she left out Psalm 64:4:
That they may shoot in secret at the perfect: suddenly do they shoot at him, and um… Yikes.
(via The Toast)