Here’s a Creationist Version of The X-Files

Imagine The X-Files as written by Creationist Ken Ham… and you’d have an episode where Mulder and Scully uncover the truth behind the existence of dinosaurs: They’re just part of some big conspiracy to keep people away from the Bible.

Obviously.

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Tagline for the show: “The truth is in there.” (Referring to the Bible.) Clever.

I’m constantly impressed by the ability of Christian fundamentalists to take pop culture and ruin it. It takes talent to twist everything into your warped worldview.

(via Everything is Terrible and Christian Nightmares)

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