Outside the GOP Debate, There’s a Man Walking Around in a Donald Trump Penis Costume

Thanks to Satanist activist Chaz Stevens, a self-described troll, this phallic-looking man was walking around the campus where tonight’s Republican Debate is taking place:

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“Really, who in the audience doesn’t think Donald Trump isn’t a dick,” said [Church of Satanic Activism] founder Chaz Stevens. “For a blow-up penis suit, our made-in-China models feature cutting edge technology — gold confetti will spew forth and the energy-efficient inflation device will make sure these dicks are ready to answer the call. Even a call at 3am.”

You can call it obscene. You can call it vile. But it’s still classier than any of those guys up on the debate stage tonight.

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