The Dress Code for Good Christian Women

Hey, look! It’s the Jesus-approved dress code. For women only. Men, I guess, can still wear whatever the hell they want.

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There’s so much to criticize here, but let me just move to the bottom right. Why are these rules so important? Because you need to “Help out your brothers in Christ — Don’t be their stumbling block.”

By that logic, women (and only women) are to blame for everything from men ogling them to men assaulting them. Look: if men can’t control themselves, women shouldn’t have to wear burkas. The men just need to get blindfolds.

There’s also this: “Represent God and Harding University in an appropriate manner.”

Is this a sign that went up at a university?! It makes sense, I guess, that a Christian college would treat all students like kindergartners.

And to quote one person on Twitter, how appropriate that they gave this character a name popular in the 1800s.

Gertrude made a mistake, though. Her arms are bare. Let’s hope she can run away from the Christian cops in those heels!

(via Christian Nightmares and @StuffCCLikes)


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