Twitter Reacts to #CruzSexScandal as Only Twitter Could

In probably false (please, please, please let it be false!) news, the National Enquirer is claiming that Ted Cruz carried on multiple affairs while married. The reasons to believe this is pure bunk are pretty overwhelming. First, it involves multiple women willingly involving themselves with Ted Cruz. Then there’s also the whole “it comes from the National Enquirer” thing (though the same publication correctly broke the John Edwards affair story in 2007).

This lack of believability, though, hasn’t stopped some the Twitterverse from contemplating the possibilities — with the requisite horror it entails.

There was concern for the “survivors”:


General horror at the idea:


Attempts to put this in context in our current political landscape:



And lots and lots of general hilarity:



In a campaign season where candidates are actually discussing each other’s penis size, who has the hotter wife, etc., this was probably bound to happen. I suppose being able to laugh at it is important. After all, coping mechanisms can ease the pain, if nothing else, of seeing the dignity of our democracy die a slow, painful death.

"Some catholic schools have these "ebsco" school database products too."

Vatican, Facing Child Sex Scandals, Tells ..."
"Exactly. That is his goal in every one of his posts."

Survey: Most Americans No Longer Believe ..."
"Your concern trolling makes you a troll and the preachy, lecturing, condescending tone of your ..."

Survey: Most Americans No Longer Believe ..."
"I don't accept the assumption of your question."

Missouri Appeals Court Revives The Satanic ..."

Browse Our Archives

Follow Us!

What Are Your Thoughts?leave a comment