The Baby Never Stops Crying April 1, 2016

The Baby Never Stops Crying

By Hemant Mehta
April 1, 2016

In my latest piece for Cosmo, I explain all the reasons my baby cries.

Turns out hunger, diaper, and sleep are only the beginning.

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8. I missed her mouth when giving her a pacifier. OK, at least I knew she wanted her pacifier. But her head was moving all around, and I accidentally pushed it into her cheek. Then, her other cheek. Then, her nose. By the time I finally found her mouth, we were at the newborn equivalent of a three-alarm fire.

Side note: I didn’t realize they would actually publish #10. But they did. Success!

(Image via Shutterstock)

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