Mack Major is a Christian author who wants to “bring you spiritually thought-provoking material day after day” through his Eden Decoded publishing house.
I guess that includes this gem in which he goes off on women who masturbate and tells them why they’re going to hell:
Too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate. Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.
Masturbation is a direct path to Satan. There’s nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so.
Actually, everything about masturbating is pretty normal…
Anyway, since when is masturbation the thing that’ll keep women out of heaven? Here I was, thinking accepting the divinity of Jesus had something to do with getting in there, and it turns out I was wrong. Jesus is irrelevant. All that matters is whether you touched yourself. I must have missed that passage in the Gospels…
But I do have other questions now: Why is this directed only at women? Do Christian men never masturbate or does it just not count when they do it? What if women masturbate using a dildo in the shape of a crucifix? That’s gotta make Jesus happy.
On a side note, I *really* hope The Satanic Temple uses “masturbation is a direct path to Satan” in their marketing materials.
(via Raw Story. Thanks to Marc for the link)
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