After discussing the potential threat of the Zika virus, televangelist Jim Bakker let his viewers know it was a good time to buy some giant buckets of food. (As if there’s ever a bad time to bring them up…)

The food won’t protect you from the virus, of course. But I guess you’ll have something barely edible to munch on as it slowly kills you.
Then again, watching Bakker’s slow will have the same effect. So pick your poison.
(via Right Wing Watch)