Enjoy This Rap Video About the Flat Earth, Sheeple

It’s what you’ve all been waiting for: A rap about why the Earth is flat, made by a man who just oozes credibility at all turns. He even has finger guns.

Here’s a sampling of the lyrics that will no doubt blow your mind.

Horizon means horizontal.
Indoctrination is awful
Because we’ve all been taught the globe model
Ever since y’all could crawl.

We follow rapists and murderers,
Liars, thieves, and sun worshipers
Sayin’ we can’t see curvature
‘Cause we’re all too small.

And though it’s never been proven,
They say we’re rippin’ and shootin’
The Earth is spinning and movin’
Oh, no, no, not at all.

It’s a criminal enterprise,
Where deception intensifies
NASA-holes got us all limpin’
Like “what a cartoon ball.”

Ah, yes. The criminal enterprise of science and logic… The only thing missing from this video is a MAGA hat.

My favorite thing about this video is that the thumbnail for it has a fake “VEVO” stamp… as if photoshopping it on there makes him legit.

The guy has a whole album of this stuff. Because when you have some money and no plans to travel around the world (for obvious reasons), this is what you can do with your free time.