President No-Values to Values Voters: Christians Can Say “Merry Christmas” Again

Earlier today at the Values Voter Summit, a gathering of the Christian Right, President No-Values told a gullible Christian base that he would finally solve the greatest problem facing them all: The ability to say “Merry Christmas.”

“We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values,” [Donald Trump] said. “As we approach the end of the year — you know, we’re getting near that beautiful Christmas season that people don’t talk about anymore. They don’t use the word Christmas because it’s not politically correct. You go to department stores and they’ll say Happy New Year and they’ll say other things; it’ll be red, they’ll have it painted but they don’t say it. Well, guess what? We’re saying Merry Christmas again.

It must be nice when the biggest problem you have is getting permission to do something you could always do

(via Right Wing Watch)

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