Christian Says Cat’s Scratches Must Be a Sign from God

Look, I know it’s Christmastime, and Christians are looking for signs of God anywhere they can…

But when your cat scratches your hand and leaves scars behind, those marks aren’t a sign that Jesus loves you.

At least that’s what I would tell this woman from Statesboro, Georgia.

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Sometimes it is the little things in life…

Playing rough with my kitty left me a little scratched up but [redacted] noticed that two of the scratches make a cross. What perfect timing to have a constant reminder of the REAL “reason for the season”

Close the Bible. Feed the kitty. Stop pretending your scars are a sign from above. And have a Merry Christmas.

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