Liz Crokin: The Satanic Pedophiles Taking Over the U.S. “Are Trying To Kill Us”

Liz Crokin, the right-wing conspiracy theorist who thinks the CIA uses tunnels underneath the Playboy mansion to shuttle child sex slaves and that Donald Trump secretly posts on 4chan about how he’s going to take down the Satanic pedophiles running the world, now says those Satanic pedophiles are going to kill us all.

So, you know, look over your shoulder if you’re out walking tonight.

“That’s why they are all about abortion, depopulation, contaminating our food supply, the chemtrails, the vaccines,” Crokin said. “They are trying to kill us. They are trying to kill us off because they know the only way they can run their sick one-world government where they worship Moloch, rape kids, and do it without anyone like me pestering them is if they kill most of us off and that’s what they’re trying to do.”

Crokin said that, in the meantime, “they are trying to hard to normalize this because they know eventually this is going to come out” and so they are working to “get raping kids and eating kids to be cool and normal” by using celebrities like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Drew Barrymore to promote “cannibalism and satanic rituals and child sex trafficking.”

Crokin added that all the celebrities who criticize Trump fall under that description.

As someone who’s critical of Trump, pro-choice, an advocate for vaccines, and generally literate, I feel like I’m really missing out on my opportunity to take over the world. Unfortunately, the Satanists haven’t given me the code word or battle plans. I heard they’ll tell us on the next episode of American Idol.

On a side note, can you imagine going through your life as this woman? Thinking damn near everyone you meet is a Devil-worshiper in disguise, secretly molesting children as they slowly take over the world, and you’re the hero who’s going to expose it all?

It’s gotta be exhausting. Even scarier is the thought that no one in her life is getting her the help she needs.

(via Right Wing Watch)

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