The Phoenix (AZ) City Council Is Now Trying to Block Satanists from Delivering Invocation Prayers

It was just a couple of days ago that we learned the Phoenix (Arizona) City Council had given the green light to members of The Satanic Temple to deliver an invocation prayer at a meeting on February 17.

Satanic Templars Michelle Shortt (below) and Stu de Haan would be delivering the address:

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But now that word has gotten out about this, city officials are frantically trying to put the genie back in the bottle.

On Friday night, council members held an “emergency meeting” that would shut the door to the Satanists. Instead of having an open forum where anyone could request a date to deliver an invocation prayer, they want to create a rotating system where invocation speakers would have to be pre-approved.

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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Now an Official Religion in the Netherlands

Congratulations, Dutch Pastafarians! The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is now an officially recognized religion in the Netherlands.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Sheds His Suit Jacket to Go After Flat-Earther B.o.B. and Ignorance in General

Neil deGrasse Tyson visited Larry Wilmore the other night to send a message to flat-Earth-promoter rapper B.o.B.

That sound you hear is your pulse racing because Tyson took off a layer of clothing.

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Texas Mayor Who Put Up “JESUS Welcomes You to Hawkins” Sign Says Critics “Have Hate in Their Heart”

Two of our favorite people came together yesterday for a meeting of the closed-minds. Mayor Will Rogers — best known for his “Jesus Welcomes You to Hawkins” sign in Texas — appeared on Gordon Klingenschmitt‘s “Pray in Jesus Name” talk show. The two discussed how the atheists who urged Rogers to take down his sign [Read More…]

Pastor Who Said Starbucks Lattes Contain “Semen of Sodomites” May Lose Church Over Unpaid Debts

Hate-pastor James David Manning, better known as the guy who thinks Starbucks’ lattes contain the “semen of sodomites,” is on the verge of losing his church.



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