The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Now an Official Religion in the Netherlands

Congratulations, Dutch Pastafarians! The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is now an officially recognized religion in the Netherlands.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Sheds His Suit Jacket to Go After Flat-Earther B.o.B. and Ignorance in General

Neil deGrasse Tyson visited Larry Wilmore the other night to send a message to flat-Earth-promoter rapper B.o.B.

That sound you hear is your pulse racing because Tyson took off a layer of clothing.

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Texas Mayor Who Put Up “JESUS Welcomes You to Hawkins” Sign Says Critics “Have Hate in Their Heart”

Two of our favorite people came together yesterday for a meeting of the closed-minds. Mayor Will Rogers — best known for his “Jesus Welcomes You to Hawkins” sign in Texas — appeared on Gordon Klingenschmitt‘s “Pray in Jesus Name” talk show. The two discussed how the atheists who urged Rogers to take down his sign [Read More…]

Pastor Who Said Starbucks Lattes Contain “Semen of Sodomites” May Lose Church Over Unpaid Debts

Hate-pastor James David Manning, better known as the guy who thinks Starbucks’ lattes contain the “semen of sodomites,” is on the verge of losing his church.



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Washington State Politician Posts Anti-Evolution Poem on Public Facebook Page

David Madore is a Clark County (Washington) councilor who thinks evolution is a joke.

On his public Facebook page, which is linked to on his campaign’s website (which lists a separate URL for his personal Facebook page), Madore posted this original poem honoring Intelligent Design:

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