Malaysian Education Ministry Offers Guidelines To Tell If Your Kid Has the Gay

Suppose you’re a parent in Malaysia and you’re thinking to yourself, “I really think my kid might be gay, but I have no handy checklist to assist me in my prognosis! What will I do?” Worry no more!  The Malaysian Education Ministry has come to the rescue! They have released a helpful “How-To” guide to help you [Read More...]

Kansas State Senate Candidate ‘Misspoke’ About Paying Rent on a Church-Owned House

Is there anything funnier than when you get your words all jumbled up?  Like when you try to say “butternut squash” and it comes out “squtternut bosh”?! Classic comedy! Or, like, when you say, “Yeah, I’ve been paying rent to live in this church-owned and tax-exempt house since 2008.” But what you really meant to [Read More...]

Pat Robertson Longs for the Good Ol’ Days of Wife-Beating

Pat Robertson is still the worst, everyone! Today, on the 700 Club, he was giving out his sterling advice to a man with marital problems: My wife has become a real problem.  She has no respect for me as the head of the house.  She insults me and she even went as far as stretching her hand to [Read More...]

Celebrating a Woman’s Right To Wear A Hijab, But Not Her Right To Be Heard

On Tuesday, about 200 women in Lahore, Pakistan rallied for their right to wear a hijab — a scarf that covers a woman’s hair and neck — in public. They carried signs like “My niqab, my right” and “Hijab empowers women” and “Hijab is our identity.” Which is great.  I mean, I have my own issues [Read More...]

NFL Punter Chris Kluwe Helpfully Explains Gay Marriage To A Bigot

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo has voiced his support for gay marriage.  So yay! Reverend and Democratic Maryland delegate  Emmett C. Burns Jr. does not support gay marriage.  And he was “appalled and aghast” at the gall of Ayanbadejo so much so that he sent owner of the Ravens, Steve Bisciotti, an official letter of outrage.   That’s right, [Read More...]


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