Bryan Fischer is Todd Akin’s Knight In Shining Armor

Readers, friends, let’s talk.  With all of this talk about what is and isn’t a “legitimate” rape, I think we’ve lost sight of who the real victim is: Todd Akin. I mean the poor guy has one slip of the tongue, and the whole country’s all over him! Wait… wait hold on, I’m sorry. I got [Read More...]

Kirk Cameron Greatest Worst Hits

We’ve all heard the ramblings of Kirk Cameron, 80s child star and present-day ass-hat.  In fact, just yesterday he was spouting his bigoted nonsense on CNN. Hey society!  Stop asking this guy questions!  Everything he says just makes you look bad for bringing him on in the first place. You know how when a kid is throwing a tantrum [Read More...]

The Female Reproductive System According to Todd Akin

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Man Orders Gay Son To Marry Woman to Collect His Inheritance

When I was younger, I really liked the T.V. show The Monkees.  Yes, it was 1995, so I was a bit behind the times, but that show is awesome and transcends time and space. Anyway there was one silly episode called “Monkees Mind Their Manor.”  Davy Jones gets called back to England to inherit some mansion but [Read More...]

Romney Ad Accuses Obama of Declaring War on Religion

The Republican National Committee has just released a new commercial accusing President Obama of being a big meanie-pants to religious people: So after the regular rhetoric of “Obama doesn’t share your values” — Side note: Am I the only one frustrated with the Religious Right’s hijacking of the word “values”? It infuriates me — they go into this little [Read More...]


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