Australian Doctor Tries to Medicate the Gay Away

When a young New Zealand man came out to his church leader as gay, he was sat down and told that however he identified was perfect in the eyes of God.  He was told that his church was an extension of his family, and they loved him — unconditionally — no matter what. Wait… no, [Read More…]

Equality is ‘Not The Change’ They Voted For!

Who needs a giggle? Behold! [Opens with sad piano music] Man: Hey honey!  How are ya? Woman: Fine.  I guess. Man: What’s going on? Woman: Well, Obama is trying to force gay marriage on this country.  That’s not the change I voted for.  Marriage is between a man and a woman. Man: That’s not the [Read More…]

Victoria Jackson Is A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Human Being

Dear Seven-year-old Me, Don’t get older.  Because the people you thought were cool also get older and, invariably, crazier. Walker, Texas Ranger hates gay people. Mike Seaver hates science (and also gay people). And Victoria Jackson is not only certifiably insane but the worst kind of vicious.  You will never ride in a car with her [Read More…]

‘I Can’t Believe Bill Donohue Said Something So Awful!’ Said No One Ever

Over the last couple of weeks, we have found The Line that even conservative conservatives won’t cross. When Todd Akin tried to explain Female Anatomy for Psychopaths, a fair chunk of his own party was all “Dude… cool it!”  There are some things that you really just shouldn’t try to defend or justify. Another one of [Read More…]

Friar Claims That ‘the Youngster Is the Seducer’ When Priests Rape Kids

Ah, victim blaming.  The age-old technique to allow rapists and molesters to shirk off responsibility for their actions. We hear a lot of this in regards to cases of “legitimate rape” (as it is so sweetly referred to by old idiotic men) when the woman was clearly asking for it… You know how it sounds: “Did you [Read More…]