National Same-Sex Kiss Day At Chick-Fil-A!

Last week, as I’m sure you well know, the CEO of Chick-Fil-A, Dan Cathy, came out against gay marriage.  Of course, that led to lots of backlash… and lots of Photoshop jobs like this: So they should be losing some business.  (Not mine, seeing as I never went there.)  Maybe this is my most controversial thing I will [Read More…]

A Little Piece of My Neighborhood

So there are two things right in front of my apartment building in Chicago that make me sigh/chuckle. The most prominent of the two is this sign: It is literally directly across from my bedroom window. (Do you think they know that my boyfriend and I are living there together in sin?!) Yes, it’s kind of [Read More…]

Why the Internet is Better Than God

Irish comedian David O’Doherty recently had a stand up special on Comedy Central.  Being quite the fan of the D.O.D., I tuned in and was delighted by his thoughts on God: David O’Doherty – Irish History Jokes Joke of the Day Funny Jokes God used to be huge where I come from.  Like [Read More…]

One Million Moms Found Something Else to Whine About

Back in February, the conservative group One Million Moms (Facebook membership: 48,488), famously called for a boycott of JC Penney’s for choosing Worlds-Most-Likable-Person Ellen DeGeneres as their spokeswoman.  Why? Because she is a scary, icky lesbian, of course!  Of course, their plan totally backfired in their bigoted faces. Since then, they have also leveled their teeny, tiny sword of [Read More…]

The Bible Stories: 1 Week Left To Donate

A couple weeks ago, I told you about an awesome project from called Bible Stories. For those of you who don’t follow my articles as compulsively as my mom does (although let’s all be honest, she doesn’t read my articles either.  Mom, if you’re reading this right now, I owe you a dirty martini), let me refresh [Read More…]