About Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Also, she is very modest and truthful always. And she lives in Chicago.

Can You Convince Robert De Niro That Vaccines Are Safe? There’s $100,000 In It For You

Are you a scientist? Would you like to make some money? Well! It’s your lucky day, because Robert De Niro and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. are offering a cash prize to any scientist who can prove to them that vaccines are safe.

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Italian Priest May Get Defrocked For Defrocking Himself… At Orgies

Italian Priest Father Andrea Contin may soon get defrocked by the Bishop of Padua for having repeatedly removed said frock at various orgies, nudist retreats, and even sex parties at his own church.

I assume handcuffs were involved, too.


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Philadelphia Woman, Now Married to Jesus, Consecrated By Catholic Church As Extra Fancy Virgin

I guess she’s not going on a honeymoon anytime soon.

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Uh-Oh! Gwyneth Paltrow Is Dispensing Terrible Vagina Advice Again!

Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to stick a jade egg up your vagina.

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Jewish Family Flees Town After Conservatives Falsely Accuse Them of Canceling Christmas Play

A Jewish family has been forced to leave their home and pull their kid out of school due to conservative media outlets falsely claiming they forced a school to cancel “A Christmas Carol” due to the line “God bless us, every one.”

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