About Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Also, she is very modest and truthful always. And she lives in Chicago.

In Defense of Anti-Abortion Bill, Oklahoma State Rep. Declares Rape and Incest the “Will of God”

An anti-abortion legislator from Oklahoma was forced to reckon with the disturbing consequences of his beliefs… and ended up admitting something horrific: Rape and incest are the will of God.


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Dr. Gwyneth Paltrow Now Hawking Magic Vitamins For a Condition That Doesn’t Exist

The vitamins were developed with the help of Dr. Alejandro Junger, the kind of guy who appears on Dr. Oz all the time and thinks cleanses cure pretty much everything.


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Jesus Was a Selfish Asshole, Says Noted Bible Scholar Erick Erickson

Conservative pundit Erick Erickson defended Donald Trump’s budget cuts to programs like Meals on Wheels by saying Jesus only wanted to feed poor Christians. Even though He was, you know, Jewish.


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Poor Pat McCrory Can’t Get a Job, Just Because He’s A Bigot

What former North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory is concerned about isn’t discrimination. Discrimination is telling an entire group of people they’re not allowed to use the proper bathroom.


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Christian “Ex-Witch” Offers Handy Dandy Tips To Protect Yourself From Witchcraft

A Christian who used to be a witch wants to tell us all how to expel witchcraft curses from our lives… and simultaneously speed up our internet connections.


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