If you’re not celebrating Christmas (or you’re with your family and you’re all just hungry), LifeHacker has a helpful list of restaurant chains that are open for business today! (Keep in mind not all franchises operate the same way, so call your local restaurant to double check before you go.)
But I think I know where the Festivus Party is at!
Local officials in West Milford, New Jersey said they would allow holiday displays from any religious group this year — possibly thinking only Christians would provide them. Instead, what they got was a present from American Atheists: