If any of you are thinking of selling something in the near future, consider Christvertising! They help you look at different ways prayer can help your product: Christvertising takes a whole new approach to marketing your brand. We skip the strategic deliverables. We pass on the matrixes, the payoffs and the metrics. We ignore any [Read More...]

Gay Men, Wear a Cup! They’re Coming For You!

Eunicure has solved that pesky problem of homosexuality… by “fixing” gay men: … a small incision is made in the abdomen and the testicles are pushed out through the incision from underneath. After the surgery there is some discomfort, although anyone who has ever had a cat neutered knows how short the recovery time is. [Read More...]

Complete the Atheist Joke #4

Got a punchline…? How do you make an atheist mad? [tags]atheist, atheism[/tags] [Read more...]

Jesus, Fine. Christ, Not Fine.

According to British comedians David Mitchell and Robert Webb, the BBC’s blasphemy rules dictate that one can say “God” and “Jesus” on TV, but you cannot say “Christ.” Also, one “can only get away with saying ‘fuck’ two or three times in a sketch show.” But don’t you dare say “Christ.” I don’t have any [Read More...]

Catholic Schools Show Decline in Math Scores

True story: I spent a year in medical school. To make a long story short, at some point during the year, I felt that I wasn’t as passionate about becoming a doctor as I thought I would be. So I took a year off (the school was fine with this). In that time, I got [Read More...]