The Vatican Forgives John Lennon

In true fashion, the Vatican is late in making an apology. At least this time they’re only decades late instead of centuries. Next time, maybe they’ll only be years behind the rest of us: The Vatican’s newspaper has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, calling the [Read More...]

Atheist: A Poem

We’re all in trouble. God’s been playing us. [Read more...]

Solve the Christmas Game

The Exterminator has another game for us! It involves pictures: I can only get three of the answers… Beat me. I dare you. [Read more...]

One Step Forward, Twelve Steps Back

Barry A. Hazle Jr. was in prison for drug possession until February of 2007 when he was paroled. Part of his parole included mandatory attendance at a drug treatment program. That program involved the 12-Step method used most commonly by Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous. Hazle wanted no part of that, so he asked to [Read More...]

A New Religion Atheists May Appreciate

I wonder what this religion’s fundamentalists are like… “The orgasm is God, the orgasm should be worshiped,” [founder Carlos] Bebeacua told the Kvällsposten newspaper. He’s serious. According to Bebeacua, the church has a few hundred followers, and he hopes that registering the Madonna of Orgasm Church will get more people to consider the orgasm as [Read More...]