Holyoke (MA) City Council Wants to Formally Add Religious Speech to the Starts of Meetings

The city of Holyoke, Massachusetts may soon see a city council tradition codified into a rule. If Council President Kevin A. Jourdain gets his way, all meetings from here on out will open with the Pledge of Allegiance followed by a mindless recitation of the phrase “God Bless America, God Bless the city of Holyoke and all its citizens and God Bless the City Council.”

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Televangelist Jim Bakker: Radical Muslims Are Taking Over America (So Buy My Giant Buckets of Food)

Hey, Christians in America! ISIS is coming after you, and the only solution is to buy giant buckets of televangelist Jim Bakker’s food. Obviously.

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Conservative Christians Are Furious That UC Davis is Selling Plan B in a Vending Machine

The morning-after pill is now available in a vending machine on the campus of the University of California, Davis, and conservative Christians are (as usual) furious because they think this will make students even more promiscuous.

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Christian Shelter Director Ejects Transgender Woman for Wearing Dress: “God Created You as a Man”

Isabella Red Cloud, a Two Spirit transgender woman from Sioux Falls (South Dakota), was ejected from Union Gospel Mission (a Christian shelter) over the weekend for wearing a dress. Just like Jesus commanded.

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What Sort of Weird Mop-Slapping Church Ritual Is This?

I know I haven’t been to church much lately. So maybe you can help me out.

Do they do baptisms differently now?

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