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Justification for the Nomming of Babies

Hemant Mehta — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 02:00:11 +0000

The Indoctrination Begins at a Young Age

Hemant Mehta — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 22:00:42 +0000

I can’t believe no one brought this to my attention before, but Parisian photographer Malo created a series of images of professions babies could one day fall into through the eyes of their parents.

Two of them are just frightening:

I think Malo spoke to my parents for this one:

This little piggy went to the nursery. Omnomnom:

And this one’s just awesome:

There are more where those came from…

(via My Modern Met — Thanks to Sophie for the link!)

A Chipotle Food Baby

Hemant Mehta — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:21:48 +0000

This is quite possibly the most delicious meal ever created:

The guacamole costs extra, though.

(Thanks to Brian for the link!)

I Can’t Tell Who’s Happier

Hemant Mehta — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 02:00:06 +0000

… the shark or the baby?

In any case, I now know sharks are atheists.

(Thanks to Leyan for the link!)

A Baby’s Thoughts About God

Hemant Mehta — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 21:57:07 +0000

This baby isn’t even a year old but she already knows how she feels about God

Or maybe she’s speaking in tongues at a *really* young age. Who knows. In any case, she makes more sense than hundreds of Christian pastors combined.

(via Justin Griffith)

Ice Cream Craving

Hemant Mehta — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:00:10 +0000

They come up with new flavors all the time, don’t they…?

(Thanks to Mark for the link!)

I Hope They Serve Tater Tots…

Hemant Mehta — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 02:00:38 +0000

This hotel in the Dominican Republic must be catering to atheists:

(via Reddit — Thanks to Juan for the link!)

Where Do Atheist Babies Come From?

Hemant Mehta — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 17:00:35 +0000

I’d never heard of the movie Mary and Max before, but I kinda want to see it now…

According to reader Leslie, who sets up the following clip, it’s a movie about an 8-year-old girl (Mary) from Australia who becomes pen pals with a 44-year-old man (Max) from New York who has Asperger’s syndrome. At one point, Mary asks Max where babies come from, because her father told her they were found in beer bottles. She wonders if they are found in Cola cans in America.

Max’s response is below… including his thoughts about where atheist babies come from:

But… but… MAMA?! I *sniff* never knew…

***Update***: Commenters point out the movie is available on Netflix Streaming.

The Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles…

Hemant Mehta — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 00:00:40 +0000

At least we know what alligators and crocodiles have in common. They’re both obviously atheists.

(Thanks to Dan for the link!)

Hello Again!

Hemant Mehta — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 11:48:50 +0000

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico was wonderful.

I zip-lined through the jungle. (And didn’t fall off and die!)

I went snorkeling in the ocean. (Holy $#&%, there are some freaky things down there…)

I drank 3928412 strawberry margaritas. (Who needs to learn Spanish when you can just point to red liquid-y things and make a chugging gesture with your hand?)

And I had some delicious Mexican food…

(I still think Taco Bell is yummier for the price. Screw all of you who think otherwise.)

It’s nice to be back home, though, and the guest bloggers did a *wonderful* job. I’ve had a blast reading through their posts and I’m convinced I need to disappear from my own blog at least once a year and let students take over. They provide terrific insights in creative ways — we all need more exposure to them. So my thanks go out to Jessica Ahlquist, Stef McGraw, everyone at UNIFI, and everyone who contributed a post while I was away.

Now, you’re stuck with me again. I apologize in advance

(Thanks to Regina for the link!)