The guacamole costs extra, though.

(Thanks to Brian for the link!)

In any case, I now know sharks are atheists.

(Thanks to Leyan for the link!)

Or maybe she’s speaking in tongues at a *really* young age. Who knows. In any case, she makes more sense than hundreds of Christian pastors combined.

(via Justin Griffith)

(Thanks to Mark for the link!)

(via Reddit — Thanks to Juan for the link!)

According to reader Leslie, who sets up the following clip, it’s a movie about an 8-year-old girl (Mary) from Australia who becomes pen pals with a 44-year-old man (Max) from New York who has Asperger’s syndrome. At one point, Mary asks Max where babies come from, because her father told her they were found in beer bottles. She wonders if they are found in Cola cans in America.

Max’s response is below… including his thoughts about where atheist babies come from:

But… but… MAMA?! I *sniff* never knew…

***Update***: Commenters point out the movie is available on Netflix Streaming.

At least we know what alligators and crocodiles have in common. They’re both obviously atheists.

(Thanks to Dan for the link!)

I zip-lined through the jungle. (And didn’t fall off and die!)

I went snorkeling in the ocean. (Holy $#&%, there are some freaky things down there…)

I drank 3928412 strawberry margaritas. (Who needs to learn Spanish when you can just point to red liquid-y things and make a chugging gesture with your hand?)

And I had some delicious Mexican food…

(I still think Taco Bell is yummier for the price. Screw all of you who think otherwise.)

It’s nice to be back home, though, and the guest bloggers did a *wonderful* job. I’ve had a blast reading through their posts and I’m convinced I need to disappear from my own blog at least once a year and let students take over. They provide terrific insights in creative ways — we all need more exposure to them. So my thanks go out to Jessica Ahlquist, Stef McGraw, everyone at UNIFI, and everyone who contributed a post while I was away.

Now, you’re stuck with me again. I apologize in advance

(Thanks to Regina for the link!)

(I love how she saw this ad and immediately thought of me…)

It seems only natural that they would put babies in spaghetti sauce. All the better to appease the FSM.

Out of sheer curiosity, I called Stanislaus Food Products to see if they had a better image of the ad (or more in the series) and I was told they discontinued this particular campaign because some people didn’t seem to like it… WTF?!

(Thanks to JustMisterWho for the link!)