Friendly Atheist Contest #28: Atheist Campaign Promises

Last week, I ran this contest: Imagine you’re running for president… of American Atheists. What are your campaign promises? Here are the Top 3 not-so-serious responses (with submitters)! 3| That’s easy: All-you-can-eat baby buffet, Satanic Ritual Sundays, Communist ping-pong, Bible-burning class, a better Darwin shrine, and a bubble-gum machine in the lobby. (Milena) 2| More [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #27: Atheist TV Programming

Last week, I ran this contest: What programming would appear on an atheist cable TV network? Here are the Top 10 responses (with submitters)! 10| Porn. If we’re going to be immoral, we’ve got to do it right, dammit! (Asylum Seeker) 9| Survivor: Galapagos ;-P (the Shaggy) 8| One Life to Live obviously. (Scott) 7| [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #26: Ben Stein’s Next Film

Last week, I ran this contest: What will be the title of Ben Stein‘s next film? Here are the Top 3 responses (with submitters)! 3| Give Ben Stein Money After losing losing his shirt with “Expelled,” this documentary follows Ben Stein on skid row as does anything to regain his fortune. (William) 2| Career… Career… [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #25: Misspelled Faith Posters

Last week, I ran this contest: Create a poster/saying about atheism or faith that becomes humorous with a *slight* change in spelling. Here are the Top 10 responses (with submitters)! 10| (Kira C.) 9| (hoverFrog) 8| (Ashes) 7| (hoverFrog) 6| (miller) 5| (Ubi Dubium) 4| (Richard Wade) 3| (Laurie Soule) 2| (Ubi Dubium) 1| (Citizen [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #24: Atheism Similes

Last week, I ran this contest: Atheism similes! Fill in the blanks: Atheists are like _______ because _______________. or Atheism is like _______ because _______________. Here are the Top 10 responses (with submitters)! 10| Atheists are like butter. Once we’re warmed up we spread easily (*The submitter’s follow-up*:) Wife: You know there are two ways [Read More...]


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