Friendly Atheist Contest #29: The (Revised) Atheist’s Worst Nightmare

Last week, I ran this contest: Ray Comfort says he has retired the Banana Argument. If that’s the case, what will be the atheists’ new worst nightmare? Here are the Top 3 responses (with submitters)! 3| Sugar Canes. Think about it. These plants are, like atheists say, products of evolution. But they are so delicious. [Read More...]

New Friendly Atheist Contest

Alright, so you all didn’t like the art contest very much. There were too few entries to rank. But we’ll try another question and get this back on track! Ray Comfort says he has retired the Banana Argument. If that’s the case, what will be the atheists’ new worst nightmare? This time, you’re not just [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #28: Atheist Campaign Promises

Last week, I ran this contest: Imagine you’re running for president… of American Atheists. What are your campaign promises? Here are the Top 3 not-so-serious responses (with submitters)! 3| That’s easy: All-you-can-eat baby buffet, Satanic Ritual Sundays, Communist ping-pong, Bible-burning class, a better Darwin shrine, and a bubble-gum machine in the lobby. (Milena) 2| More [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #27: Atheist TV Programming

Last week, I ran this contest: What programming would appear on an atheist cable TV network? Here are the Top 10 responses (with submitters)! 10| Porn. If we’re going to be immoral, we’ve got to do it right, dammit! (Asylum Seeker) 9| Survivor: Galapagos ;-P (the Shaggy) 8| One Life to Live obviously. (Scott) 7| [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #26: Ben Stein’s Next Film

Last week, I ran this contest: What will be the title of Ben Stein‘s next film? Here are the Top 3 responses (with submitters)! 3| Give Ben Stein Money After losing losing his shirt with “Expelled,” this documentary follows Ben Stein on skid row as does anything to regain his fortune. (William) 2| Career… Career… [Read More...]


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