Friendly Atheist Contest #24: Atheism Similes

Last week, I ran this contest: Atheism similes! Fill in the blanks: Atheists are like _______ because _______________. or Atheism is like _______ because _______________. Here are the Top 10 responses (with submitters)! 10| Atheists are like butter. Once we’re warmed up we spread easily (*The submitter’s follow-up*:) Wife: You know there are two ways [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #23: Ice Cream Flavors

Last week, I ran this contest: If religions were flavors of ice cream, what flavors would they be and why…? Here are the Top 5 responses (with submitters)! 5| Jehovah’s Almond Fudge because its flavor is just heavenly and more than a little nutty. (Laurie Soule) 4| I just envision someone with a picket sign [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #22: Religious Fonts

Last week, I ran this contest: If religions were fonts, what fonts would they be and why…? Here are the Top 10 responses (with submitters)! 10| The font for Scientology would be Times Extra New Roman, which they promise is newer and better than all the old fonts, costs $10,000, but ends up looking exactly [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #18: Lent

Last week, I ran this contest: What did you (or would you) give up for Lent? Here are the Top 3 responses (with submitters)! 3| I’d give up Klondike bars. Then, when someone asks me what I’d do for one, I’d say “not break my lenten sacrifice, jerk!” (Brad) 2| I’m giving up my civil [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #17: Lent

Last week, I ran this contest: Tell us about your new religion. Name, followers, rules, etc. Here are the Top 3 responses (with submitters)! 3| The Second Assembly of Cod Mission: Love and peace to all things fish. Symbol: Darwin Fish Phrase stated upon entering Sacred Area: Holy Mackerel We could print tee-shirts. Oh the [Read More...]


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