Friendly Atheist Contest #13: The New Atheists’ New Year’s Resolutions

Last week, I ran this contest: Complete the next line(s) of the poem: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; I was just expecting a couple lines, but some of you wrote entire poems! And they were awesome. I’m only included some lines [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #10: Surprises in the Pope’s Encyclical

It’s been a little while since we’ve done a contest… A lot of you bailed on me for the roommate contest (thanks to the few who submitted stories!), but Richard stepped in and ran an atheist limerick contest that is just begging for a winner. So… here are the Top 5 limericks (with submitters)! 5| [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #9 1/2 Atheist Limericks

From the sublime to the ridiculous, let’s go from haiku to poetry’s highest form, limericks! Create an atheist limerick. Jared must be psychic or at least our logic flows in the same perverse way because on Contest # 9 he proposed a limerick contest the night after I started working on this. Go Jared! As [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #9: Roommates and Religion

Last week, I ran this contest: Create an atheistical haiku! Here are the Top 8 answers (with submitters)! 8| Way of the Master: Kirk Cam’ron and his friend Ray Put their faith in fruit. Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha! Bananas! (Reed Braden) 7| i am without [Read More...]

Friendly Atheist Contest #8: Atheist Haiku

Last week, I ran this contest: Make a motivational poster for atheists! This was the website that let you do it. Here are the Top 10 answers (with submitters)! 10| (Richard Wade) 9| (Vovic) 8| (Richard Wade) 7| (Aisling Child) 6| (T.) 5| (Skeptigator) 4| (Mere Skepticism) 3| (J. J. Ramsey) 2| (Terahertz) 1| (Kate) [Read More...]