Friendly Atheist Contest #15: What Would It Take to Change Your Mind?

Last week, I ran this contest: What is this dog thinking? Here are the Top 5 comments (with submitters)! 5| “If I move my rear end two inches to the left, I can drop it right into his slippers.” (GDad) 4| “What’s that you’re saying, God? Timmy’s little brother just fell down into the well? [Read More…]

Friendly Atheist Contest #14: Dog Prays to God

Last week, I ran this contest: What will be the New Year’s Resolution for any of the “New Atheists” (Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennett, etc.)? Here are the Top 3 resolutions (with submitters)! 3| Hitchens’ resolution – Get a fragrance named after him. The scent? A combination of whiskey, rum, tequila, and [Read More…]

Friendly Atheist Contest #13: The New Atheists’ New Year’s Resolutions

Last week, I ran this contest: Complete the next line(s) of the poem: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; I was just expecting a couple lines, but some of you wrote entire poems! And they were awesome. I’m only included some lines [Read More…]

Friendly Atheist Contest #10: Surprises in the Pope’s Encyclical

It’s been a little while since we’ve done a contest… A lot of you bailed on me for the roommate contest (thanks to the few who submitted stories!), but Richard stepped in and ran an atheist limerick contest that is just begging for a winner. So… here are the Top 5 limericks (with submitters)! 5| [Read More…]

Friendly Atheist Contest #9 1/2 Atheist Limericks

From the sublime to the ridiculous, let’s go from haiku to poetry’s highest form, limericks! Create an atheist limerick. Jared must be psychic or at least our logic flows in the same perverse way because on Contest # 9 he proposed a limerick contest the night after I started working on this. Go Jared! As [Read More…]