Comedian Paul Provenza is the man behind the movie The Aristocrats and he’s the marquee name in the new Showtime series The Green Room with Paul Provenza.

I had a chance to hear him speak at The Amazing Meeting 8 about his book ¡Satiristas!: Comedians, Contrarians, Raconteurs & Vulgarians — a collection of interviews with comedians (specifically satirists) about their craft: what they do, why they do it, and what impact it may have. (The head shots in the book were taken by photographer Dan Dion.)

Among the comedians in the book: Lewis Black, Jon Stewart, David Cross, Janeane Garofalo, and George Carlin.

One of my favorite passages from the book is Provenza’s interview with John Lee and Vernon Chatman, the creators of the short-lived MTV2 sketch comedy series Wonder Showzen. In the excerpt below (reprinted with permission courtesy of It Books), they discuss the censors at MTV:

John Lee: They were always sensitive about religious stuff, too. That was kind of the biggest thing. We had a little puppet on the cross, and they said, “You can do God, you just can’t do Jesus. God is just an abstract idea, but Jesus? People will get offended.”

Vernon Chatman: MTV actually told us, “You can make fun of God because he doesn’t exist—

John Lee: —But you can’t make fun of Jesus, because he’s God’s son.”

Vernon Chatman: Someone actually said this to us. Please print that; I want it on the record. I’ll say it again so you get it right, and you promise you’ll print it. Someone at the network said: “You can make fun of God because he doesn’t exist, but you can’t make fun of Jesus, because he’s God’s son.”

Paul Provenza: I will print that you told me both times that the network said, “You can make fun of God because he doesn’t exist, but you can’t make fun of Jesus, because he’s God’s son.”

Keep that in mind when the Powers That Be give you your own show

The folks at It Books have offered to give away a copy of the book to a reader here. Woo!

So let’s have some fun with it. All you have to do is provide an answer to the following:

In honor of Jimmy Kimmel‘s “This Week in Unnecessary Censorship” segment, bleep out the name of a book, TV show, or movie title to make it sound dirtier than it actually is.

For example:

[Bleeped] by an Angel

Alice in Wonder[bleep]

The winner will be chosen randomly.

If you’d like to be in the running for the free copy of the book, please write the word “Ninja” after your entry! Otherwise, I’ll assume you just wanted to comment for fun.

Here’s an interesting thread in the Friendly Atheist Forums:

Write a book review of the Bible as if it’s never been published before.

xpastor wrote this entertaining review:

We’re told nothing about the authors. Internal evidence — chiefly the pictures of young men with wavy shoulder-length hair and beards — suggests that it may be comprised of the scribbling recovered from a hippy commune of the 1960’s. No tie-dyed shirts and jeans; they’re all dressed in long robes, possibly indicating a New Age cult.

…

The first section opens with a story about a man and a woman living naked in a beautiful garden where all the food they want is theirs for the picking. However, they soon get evicted by an unreasonable landlord. The hippy aversion to manual labor is reflected in their complaints about having to work for a living henceforth. Perhaps this parable comes from a confused recollection of Rousseau’s state of nature that was covered in an undergraduate history of ideas course.

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Further in, we happen upon a delightful story in a well-crafted narrative. It is sort of a male counterpart to the Cinderella fairy tale. A hapless teenager is beaten up by his step-brothers and sold as a slave, but against all odds he comes out on top. My only complaint would be that the story line appears to have been lifted from the popular musical Joseph and His Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat. However, these hippies were probably too far gone on magic mushrooms to realize that they were plagiarizing.

Can you top that?

Leave your own reviews in the comments!

I’ll pick a winner in a couple days, and he/she will receive a free copy of the book Original Sinners: A New Interpretation of Genesis by John Coats!