This Is Why I’m Vegetarian…

Because one day, the lobsters will seek revenge… At least they’re going for the tastiest among us first. That means I’ll have some time to spare. (via Evilkid Comix — Thanks to CarolAnn for the link!) [Read more...]

In God We Trusted?

Maybe one day in the future, our coins will look like this… (via nakedpastor) [Read more...]

Zebras, Beware!

Today’s Pearls Before Swine shows us a foolproof way to sneak into someone’s house: This strip also confirms what I’ve long believed: Jehovah’s Witnesses are really crocodiles. Or is it Mormons? Crap. [Read more...]

Mr. Deity and Da Man

Mr. Deity has returned… and this time, he is helping Adam find a wife! I tried screaming at Adam not to do it. He didn’t listen. [Read more...]

Eye Exam Fail

I don’t understand it, but I know where I’m going the next time I need an eye exam: No one likes those blurry babies, anyway. They’re the worst. (Thanks to everyone for the link!) [Read more...]