Be More Like Jesus…?

It made me laugh. And that’s why I’m going to non-existent Hell. If you can read the first comment on that website with a straight face and make sense of it, you get bonus points. (via nakedpastor) [Read more...]

How to Piss Off an Astronomer

The Park Bench has a short collection of questions designed to infuriate any astronomer: 4. To me, the Moon looks like a sort of light cheddar but I’ve heard others refer to it as a brie. What flavor do scientists think it’s made of? I believe the consensus is that the Moon is made of [Read More...]

The Christian Version of Porn

Usually, Christian goods are pretty crappy compared to the real, secular versions… but the acting in this Christian porn is *way* better than anything I’ve ever… um… read. It’s possibly NSFW. So *that’s* how Quiverfull families happen… ***Update***: Totally missed this the first time. The lady in the sketch is Stephanie Courtney (the one from [Read More...]

Now, Your Homosexuality is Cured

Jesusophile explains how to cure The Gay. I think it may have backfired… Hilarious. [Read more...]

Asking the Imaginary Man in Sky for Help

Thanks go to The Onion: Weakling President Asks Imaginary Man In Sky To Bless Nation WASHINGTON — In a display of weakness unbecoming a head of state, President Barack Obama concluded remarks to his nation Tuesday by asking a pretend man who lives in the clouds to watch over and guide the United States. “Thank [Read More...]


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