Explaining Communion and Greek Mythology to Your Daughter

One day, when Dale McGowan writes a full-length play about his family, I got dibs on front-row tickets on opening night. This scene features Dale and his daughter (Delaney) discussing Communion and Greek Mythology: DELANEY: Okay, I have a question. (pause) Where do people get these ideas? How do they… how do they think of [Read More...]

Cellophane Babies

Who knew babies came freshly wrapped?! The left one looks very happy. The right one looks like he just noticed the lack of oxygen… (Thanks to Claudia for the link!) [Read more...]

Christ’s Sake

For some reason, this cracks me up: Jesus just looks so damn happy… (Thanks to Max for the link!) [Read more...]

Prop C: The Freckled Can’t Get Married

ZOMGitsCriss is back to explain the brand new Proposition C and the people who want to stop freckled people from getting married: (Thanks to Jeff for the link!) [Read more...]

The Strawberry is an Atheist!

I always knew strawberries were atheists… anything that can have eight sets of chromosomes must be godless. Reader Walker noticed this while eating his breakfast: That thing is going to sell on eBay for millions. (Thanks to Walker for the image!) [Read more...]