God Is Not Your Bitch, Mark Sanford

If newspapers are in danger of going out of business, this is certainly one way to draw in the eyes of readers. Mark Morford of the San Francisco Chronicle wrote an article poking fun at Governor Mark Sanford‘s recent comments about how “God will make him better.” It’s called “God is not your bitch.” After [Read More...]

Do-It-Yourself God Billboards

You’ve seen those God billboards before, right? Now, you can make your own. I like this one: This is pretty good, too If you come up with anything good, comment away! (Thanks to Adam for the link!) [Read more...]

Be More Like Jesus…?

It made me laugh. And that’s why I’m going to non-existent Hell. If you can read the first comment on that website with a straight face and make sense of it, you get bonus points. (via nakedpastor) [Read more...]

How to Piss Off an Astronomer

The Park Bench has a short collection of questions designed to infuriate any astronomer: 4. To me, the Moon looks like a sort of light cheddar but I’ve heard others refer to it as a brie. What flavor do scientists think it’s made of? I believe the consensus is that the Moon is made of [Read More...]

The Christian Version of Porn

Usually, Christian goods are pretty crappy compared to the real, secular versions… but the acting in this Christian porn is *way* better than anything I’ve ever… um… read. It’s possibly NSFW. So *that’s* how Quiverfull families happen… ***Update***: Totally missed this the first time. The lady in the sketch is Stephanie Courtney (the one from [Read More...]


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