Stop Shoving Nothing Down Everybody’s Throats!

Edward Current doesn’t get why we atheists keep talking about God when we don’t believe in him! He is right about one thing, though: Atheists do go around wearing nothing all the time. That’s gotta be awkward for the rest of you. (And, yes, I know it’s satire Thanks for the emails, though.) [Read more...]

Don’t Explain Atheism To Your Children Like This

It won’t go over well. (via Atheist Cartoons) [Read more...]

Proof That Arby’s is an Atheist-Owned Chain

Perhaps you’ve seen ads for Arby’s restaurants lately, like the really disturbing one where the wife fulfills her husband’s bedroom fantasy by dressing up like an Arby’s server… Anyway, the slogan in this ad and others is “I’m thinking Arby’s”: Reader Lisa discovered that Arby’s really takes that slogan seriously. She drove past a local [Read More...]

Jesus Answers Only Half the Prayers…

Courtesy of The Onion: He works in magical ways, that one… [Read more...]

My Favorite Holiday Card

Thanks, Ashley And thank you, His Noodliness, for all you’ve given us this year. Anyone else get any memorable cards this holiday season? [Read more...]