You Can’t Win When Kids Ask Questions

This isn’t going to end well… See the full strip for how that conversation went down. (Don’t forget the red dot!) It brings to mind comedian Louis CK‘s hilarious bit about children and the futility of answering their questions: You can’t win, even with the best of intentions… (via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal — thanks [Read More…]

If God Says It, It Must Be True…

… unless he says something awful, in which case Christian apologists just have to find some rationalization for it. God never thought this whole “Supreme Infallible Deity” thing through, did he? [Read more…]

The Biblical Exaggerations Began Early…

(via Non Sequitur — Thanks to J B for the link!) [Read more…]

Planting Seeds in Michele Bachmann’s Head…

Republicans should take note: God spoke to Dr. Metablog and told him which candidates need to get out of the presidential race: I asked Him if He had any other preferences in the upcoming election. He sighed. “I don’t want either Bachmann or Palin either. They’re doofae.” I wasn’t surprised that God was so adamantine [Read More…]

A Rebuttal to Ray Comfort’s ‘Are You a Good Person?’ Test

Living Waters Ministry (the one run by Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron) is notorious for promoting something called the “Good Person test.” Basically, they get you to confess that you’ve lied or stolen something or lusted in the past… and they tell you that you’re a bad person, destined for hell unless you accept Jesus. [Read More…]