Jesus Is Your New Health Care

Now, I get why all those faith-healing parents who kill their children act the way they do. They believe everything they read at Jesus Is Your New Health Care. (It turns out Jesus takes care of everything!) And who needs universal health care when Jesus is saving you $35 in office fees…? (Kudos to Shawn [Read More...]

Not the Intended Use for the VeggieTales Cucumber

The VeggieTales Cookie Cutter from a Christian bookstore looks decent enough: But you might not want to rotate it 90 degrees: As Meg Marco writes at The Consumerist: This is just multitasking. It’s perfect for your kids AND perfect for bachelorette parties. It’s all about the frosting. Ya know? That tomato may also double as [Read More...]

Sell the Vatican, Feed the World

Sarah Silverman offerer her solution to the hunger crisis on last night’s Real Time with Bill Maher: I would thoroughly enjoy eating my Vatican-bought pizza [Read more...]

Satan Did It

Oh man! All the fundies were right all along. Million-year-old fossils? Just planted by Satan. Radiometric dating? The devil’s handiwork. The genetic similarities of different species? I’ll let the video explain that one… At least we now know where the Crocoduck comes from (via SMBC Theater — Thanks to Zach for the link!) [Read more...]

The Crystal Ball Knows All

Yep. It read my mind. I was impressed: (via Luke Surl Comics) [Read more...]