How to Piss Off an Astronomer

The Park Bench has a short collection of questions designed to infuriate any astronomer: 4. To me, the Moon looks like a sort of light cheddar but I’ve heard others refer to it as a brie. What flavor do scientists think it’s made of? I believe the consensus is that the Moon is made of [Read More...]

The Christian Version of Porn

Usually, Christian goods are pretty crappy compared to the real, secular versions… but the acting in this Christian porn is *way* better than anything I’ve ever… um… read. It’s possibly NSFW. So *that’s* how Quiverfull families happen… ***Update***: Totally missed this the first time. The lady in the sketch is Stephanie Courtney (the one from [Read More...]

Now, Your Homosexuality is Cured

Jesusophile explains how to cure The Gay. I think it may have backfired… Hilarious. [Read more...]

Asking the Imaginary Man in Sky for Help

Thanks go to The Onion: Weakling President Asks Imaginary Man In Sky To Bless Nation WASHINGTON — In a display of weakness unbecoming a head of state, President Barack Obama concluded remarks to his nation Tuesday by asking a pretend man who lives in the clouds to watch over and guide the United States. “Thank [Read More...]

Did Governor Mark Sanford Miss This Bible Verse?

Governor Mark Sanford says “God will make him better” after he had an affair with an Argentinian mistress. Apparently, God was missing when Sanford was secretly emailing the mistress, catching a flight to see her, and getting it on: It’s in the spirit of making good from bad that I am committing to you and [Read More...]


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