Eternal Earth-Bound Pets Soaks in the Publicity

This website has been up for only a little while, but I’ve been seeing it everywhere: Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA. You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. [Read More...]

A Fundamentalist Discovers Hermaphrodites

Uh-oh. Pastor Deacon Fred just found out that South African runner Caster Semenya is a hermaphrodite! He isn’t sure how to handle this: Brothers and Sisters, I saw on Fox News the other day that some secular scientists opened up the tummy of this African gal and found a couple of testicles floating around up [Read More...]

Homosexuals Are Pred-a-TORs

Jesusophile is back and he’s talking about homosexuality: That ending is a bit awkward, but the beginning is shockingly hilarious (only because you know it’s fiction). Poe strikes again. [Read more...]

Veggie Tales

I blame PETA. (via Toothpaste for Dinner) [Read more...]

The 20 Best Atheist T-Shirts

The Telegraph (UK) has a list of the 20 best atheist t-shirts. They include the following: There are some good ones on the list, but I’m sure I’ve seen funnier ones. If you have any favorites, please provide links in the comments! (via [Read more...]