For Ed Young’s Next Trick…

David Hayward has an idea of what “I-Want-Your-Bank-Account-Number” Pastor Ed Young will do for an encore: (via nakedpastor) [Read more…]

Memo to Church: Please Don’t Bring SexyBack

The only thing scarier than watching this Christian version of “SexyBack” was the realization that the church in question is only a two-minute drive from my parents’ house. I sometimes get gas at that Jewel Express… I had a public dialogue with one of the pastors in that video (the one at the 0:50 mark) [Read More…]

Turkeys for Jesus

If you haven’t accepted Jesus in your life yet, November is the perfect time to do so because Landover Baptist Church is offering a free gift: If I weren’t a vegetarian, I’d be all over this Salvation Turkey. [Read more…]

An Effective Way to Protest the Pope

As Pope Benedict came through Barcelona, Spain today, about 200 protesters were ready for him… Good thing he was in the PopeMobile or else he would have caught The Gay. (via Joe. My. God.) [Read more…]

Ever Get a Creepy Feeling on the Back of Your Neck?

This is either a gigantic white zombie king rising out of a gargantuan grave to eat people whole, or a colossal Christ statue, said to be the tallest in the world, being erected in Poland. We report, you decide. [Read more…]