Facebook Troll Strikes Again to Defend Rainbow-Colored Doritos

Everybody’s favorite Facebook troll is at it again.

Last month when Target announced they were doing away with gender-specific signage in their toy and children’s bedding sections, Mike Melgaard, self-proclaimed Internet troll, fought back against the angry conservatives posting to the Target Facebook page.

This time, Mike has re-emerged as “Doritos ForHelp” to combat the onslaught of disapproving conservatives flooding the Doritos Facebook page to vent their anger toward the special-edition rainbow-colored chips. The colorful campaign benefits the It Gets Better Project — an organization that encourages gay and lesbian teens who have been victims of bullying.

Just as in the Target scenario, the angry commenters seem to have no clue that Melgaard is not, in fact, an actual representative of Frito-Lay.

Sit back, open a bag of Doritos, and enjoy.

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If Dr. Seuss Wrote the Bible, Oh, the Weird Places It Would Go

On Wednesday, Reddit user monkey_shins posed this question in r/AskReddit: “If Dr. Seuss wrote the bible, what would be your favorite passage of scripture?”

Shortly afterwards, a roaring sound pierced the ether as hundreds of erstwhile blasphemers cracked their knuckles for an attempt at heretical glory.

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The Story of Jesus… from God’s Perspective

We’re all pretty familiar with the stories of Creation, and Noah’s Ark, and David & Goliath… but the Bible offers a detached view of its characters.

What would it look like if you could read the Bible from God’s perspective?

That’s the gist of Chris Matheson‘s new book The Story of God: A Biblical Comedy about Love (and Hate) (Pitchstone Publishing, 2015):

In the excerpt below, Matheson tells us what God was thinking when it came to Jesus:

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A Wonderful New Ad Features a Woman Stopping a Gay Couple from Getting Married

In a wonderful (but sadly fake) ad that mocks people like Kim Davis, a woman stops a gay couple from getting married before they ruin the sanctity of marriage:

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Bible Verses Just for Kim Davis

Finally, we get a look at the biblical cross-stitch patterns Kim Davis is surely using on her future Etsy page:

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