Turkeys for Jesus

If you haven’t accepted Jesus in your life yet, November is the perfect time to do so because Landover Baptist Church is offering a free gift: If I weren’t a vegetarian, I’d be all over this Salvation Turkey. [Read more…]

An Effective Way to Protest the Pope

As Pope Benedict came through Barcelona, Spain today, about 200 protesters were ready for him… Good thing he was in the PopeMobile or else he would have caught The Gay. (via Joe. My. God.) [Read more…]

Ever Get a Creepy Feeling on the Back of Your Neck?

This is either a gigantic white zombie king rising out of a gargantuan grave to eat people whole, or a colossal Christ statue, said to be the tallest in the world, being erected in Poland. We report, you decide. [Read more…]

Which is the True Christianity…?

I’d love to hear the Christian response to this: Side note: Can you tell by the post lengths lately that teaching and Speech coaching are taking over my life? (via Atheist Cartoons) [Read more…]

He Hates Bags

I want one NOW. (via Joe. My. God.) [Read more…]